Roswell Day 2023
July 8, 2023 - Today we commemorate the 76th anniversary of ███ ███████ ██ ███ █████████ ████████ and founder, whose original name ██████ ██ ██████████ in any terrestrial language. Rumors that ███ ███████ ████████ yielded technology previously ███ ████████ to ██████████ ████████ scientists.
July 9, 2023 - We can neither confirm nor deny that a few once-in-a-lifetime microphone acquisition opportunities previously (if only briefly) appeared in this space. We would strongly recommend signing up for the Roswell email list to avoid missing any future fly-bys. (Note that our occasional email missives travel at nearly light speed from our systems to yours!)
Our Roswell Day 2023 social media posts are archived below.
Join us on July 8th to commemorate the 76th anniversary of “Roswell Day”... before the government forces us to change our story.
Found this relic in an ancient file cabinet with some dusty old incorporation documents.
If you happen to see a mysterious "weather balloon" flying above your house on Roswell Day, don’t worry; that's our preferred shipping method.
One cover-up is included with each purchase. (Um, it’s for the microphone.)
The burn-in method is proprietary (but has been known to cause midnight sunburn and crop circles).
A secret shipment of [REDACTED] just in time for Roswell Day.
Strange lights in the sky? No, that's just RoswellDay. Due to the time dilation effect of FTL, we're starting the celebration a day early.