Roswell Day 2023
July 8, 2023 - Today we commemorate the 76th anniversary of ███ ███████ ██ ███ █████████ ████████ and founder, whose original name ██████ ██ ██████████ in any terrestrial language. Rumors that ███ ███████ ████████ yielded technology previously ███ ████████ to ██████████ ████████ scientists.
July 9, 2023 - We can neither confirm nor deny that a few once-in-a-lifetime microphone acquisition opportunities previously (if only briefly) appeared in this space. We would strongly recommend signing up for the Roswell email list to avoid missing any future fly-bys. (Note that our occasional email missives travel at nearly light speed from our systems to yours!)
Our Roswell Day 2023 social media posts are archived below.
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Join us on July 8th to commemorate the 76th anniversary of “Roswell Day”... before the government forces us to change our story.
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Found this relic in an ancient file cabinet with some dusty old incorporation documents.
(look closely)
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If you happen to see a mysterious "weather balloon" flying above your house on Roswell Day, don’t worry; that's our preferred shipping method.
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One cover-up is included with each purchase. (Um, it’s for the microphone.)
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The burn-in method is proprietary (but has been known to cause midnight sunburn and crop circles).
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A secret shipment of [REDACTED] just in time for Roswell Day.
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Strange lights in the sky? No, that's just RoswellDay. Due to the time dilation effect of FTL, we're starting the celebration a day early.